- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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