What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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dallen loves penis

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Anti Joke

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