He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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