- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Knock Knock. Doors open

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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