Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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