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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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