- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

The child was fired from his job.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Justin with a hat.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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