- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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