What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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