- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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