Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A man died.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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