- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

your mom.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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