Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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