I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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