One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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T u r n i p s

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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