- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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