- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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