- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

you will like this because i am black.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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