- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A house comes around the corner.

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