Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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