What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Pickle

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

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