- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

12 in general

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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