- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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