- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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