What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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penis in the camel

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Atheism

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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