Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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