- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

A baby seal walks into a club.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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