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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Can anyone Lenin money?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

God is real.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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