- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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