- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

HELLO EVERYONE

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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