whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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