Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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woman's rights

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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