- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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