- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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