Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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