There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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