- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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