The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

123 f*ck off

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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