- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

your mama so old, shes dead.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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