- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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