- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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