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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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womens rights

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I had a submarine.... once

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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