- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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