- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Women's Rights

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Your Mom The End.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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