Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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YOLO

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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