When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Man U

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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