- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Yellow People !!

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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