- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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