- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Jesus Christ

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Japan

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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