- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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