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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Obama

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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