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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Y u do dis?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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