- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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