- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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