A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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