- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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