- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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