- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

I like school Said no one ever.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

ure mama's so fat

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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