50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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