- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

N-E Pats never cheated

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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