- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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