Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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