- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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