- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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