- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

women's rights

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Duck walks into a bar.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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