- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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