Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is 33 + 1? Penis

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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