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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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