- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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