Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

when debbie meets downer

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

why are balck people black because they are

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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