- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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