- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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