- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

where do some birds live in? Earth

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

I shot a bitch.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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