- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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