- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

womens rights.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

No antijoke here.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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