- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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