knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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No soup for you!

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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