What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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