- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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