- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Honk if you're Amish!

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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