- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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