Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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I went to work today....

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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John lazzaro likes dick

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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