What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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alert('The Game')

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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