- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Knock knock.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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