What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

im gay

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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