- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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