- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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