- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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