- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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