- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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