what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There was once a man who lived in a box.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

thumb_up thumb_down -8

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

thumb_up thumb_down -8

gay pom...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops