- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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