- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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