What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Latvia isn't a joke

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