did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Anti Joke

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