- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

knock knock? come in

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

knock knock come in

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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