- Anti Joke

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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