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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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